A FLOATING BARGAINI bought a boat because it was for sail.Dad's TakeIf somebody's selling you their dream cheap, ask them why they're done dreaming. Hobbies are how grown men launder their midlife crises.ShoppingMoneyPunπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Big Spender UpdateI don't usually brag about my expensive trips... but I just got home from the grocery store!ShoppingMoneyπ0π0
Driveway EconomicsA yard sale: "A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."MoneyShoppingGarageπ0π0
Beach Bum CharityWhy don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.MoneyBeachOceanπ0π0
Tuition Well SpentIf I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.MathSchoolMoneyπ0π0
Loophole In Human NatureAlways borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.MoneyFinanceAttitudeπ0π1
