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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

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Sailor's Alphabet

Sailor's Alphabet

Why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet. Because he always got lost at 'C'.

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Zebra Scan

Zebra Scan

I've always wondered how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it...

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Jellyfish Inspiration

Jellyfish Inspiration

Jellyfish have thrived for 650 million years without a brain. This gives so many people hope.

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Crusty Comedy

Crusty Comedy

What's the difference between a lobster with big breasts and a dirty bus stop? One's a Crusty Bus Station... The other's a Busty Crustacean!

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