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Always One More Increment

ALWAYS ONE MORE INCREMENT

The definition of a perfectionist is someone who wants to go from point A to point A+.

Dad's Take

Aim for finished, not flawless β€” your generation polishes the slide deck while the deadline sets itself on fire. Done beats perfect every time you have to feed people dinner.

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