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Reverse Engineering Stanzas

REVERSE ENGINEERING STANZAS

A backward poet writes inverse.

Dad's Take

Read something on paper this week, even the cereal box. Your eyes were designed for distance, not for staring at a glowing rectangle six inches from your face.

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