
SMART PHONE, DUMB BATTERY
Smart phone. Dumb battery.

Smart phone. Dumb battery.
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes
The box said 'Windows 10 or better'. So, I installed Linux.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.
What's the opposite of Artificial Intelligence? Natural stupidity.