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The Weakest Pillar

The Weakest Pillar

What kind of pillar is very bad at holding up a building? A caterpillar.

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Jumping Higher Than Skyscrapers

Jumping Higher Than Skyscrapers

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them! Skyscrapers can't jump!

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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