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The Weakest Pillar

The Weakest Pillar

What kind of pillar is very bad at holding up a building? A caterpillar.

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Jumping Higher Than Skyscrapers

Jumping Higher Than Skyscrapers

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them! Skyscrapers can't jump!

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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