Told by Dad, who is very proudFree. Always. No account. No paywall.

One illustrated dad joke. Every day. Free.

Front pageCalendarBinge modeThemesTopicsThe BookShopMeet DadSubmit a joke
Late Edition

Back issueFriday, July 24, 2026Food Friday

Breakfast Tech Stack

Breakfast Tech Stack. Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications!
The toaster was ahead of its time.

The joke

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications!

Clip and send

Send it to someone who’ll pretend to hate it.

Clip and post

Want Dad in your inbox?

A joke-a-day email isn’t running yet. Leave your address and we’ll write once, when it starts.

Used only for this, never shared. Privacy

More like this

My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing…

Bowl of Diplomacy

What does a ghost put on his spooky noodles? All Afraid-o Sauce.

Pasta Night Haunting

My wife said I was nuts for building a car out of spaghetti… But you should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta!

Garage Innovation

Cooking this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle… it’s kind of a big dill.

Brining Down the House

What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!

Haunted Produce Aisle

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

Lunch Ran Long

Have you seen the new movie on shredded cheese? Grate Expectations Directed by Mozzarella Scorsqueaky It’s Grated.

Now Showing in the Deli

Why does Batman like Hawaiian pizza? Because it’s got ham.

Caped Crusader Order