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Tech Support, Furious

TECH SUPPORT, FURIOUS

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.

Dad's Take

That phone has become a tiny boss none of you signed up for. Put it in a drawer for two hours and notice the apartment doesn't burn down.

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