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Doors 101

Doors 101

When life closes a door, just open it again. Itโ€™s a door, thatโ€™s how they work.

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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Time Tracking

Time Tracking

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

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