HOUSE SPECIALTY

I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

Dad's Take

Deliver the dark one with a wink, never a frown — the wink is the permission slip. Without it, you're just somebody at a counter saying something concerning. With it, you're a showman.

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