UP ALL NIGHT ASTRONOMY

I stayed up all night trying to figure where the Sun was… Then it dawned on me.

Dad's Take

Stay up late enough and any thought becomes a closer. The standing ovation is just me, but I count. Quality control is overrated after midnight.

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