AQUATIC ARMORED DIVISION

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Dad's Take

Don't oversteer the conversation — let it drift into the punchline like the steering's locked. Hands at ten and two, eyes on the laugh in the rearview. That's a closer.

Fish Misunderstanding Absurd

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