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Salty Sneeze

Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Aquatic Commute

Aquatic Commute

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

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Dumb Bass

Dumb Bass

What do you call a fish with no brains? A dumb bass!

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Frog's Fate

Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

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