FISH TANK STEERINGTwo golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"AnimalsFishConversationalAbsurdWordplay๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
SophishticatedWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.AnimalsWordplayClothing+1๐0๐0
Salty SneezeWhy do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.AnimalsSea-LifeWordplay+2๐0๐0
Typo PunA priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.ReligionAnimalsWordplay+2๐0๐0
Insignificant ElephantWhat do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.AnimalsWordplayElephant+1๐0๐0
Species ConfusionHave you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?AnimalsWordplayAbsurd+2๐0๐0