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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Salty Sneeze

Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Typo Pun

Typo Pun

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.

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Insignificant Elephant

Insignificant Elephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

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Species Confusion

Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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