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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

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Santa's Economy

Santa's Economy

How much Santa paid for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.

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Pi Precision

Pi Precision

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.

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Phone Finding

Phone Finding

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

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Extinct Strategy

Extinct Strategy

Why can't dinosaurs play chess? Cuzโ€ฆ they're all dead?

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Fish Tank Steering

Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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