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In Seine Behavior

IN SEINE BEHAVIOR

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be insane.

Dad's Take

Geography doesn't fix what's bothering you, kid. Wherever you land, you'll be standing there with the same head you brought. The cure for restlessness is usually a glass of water and an early night.

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