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Cautionary Tale Material

CAUTIONARY TALE MATERIAL

It could be that your purpose is to serve as a warning for others.

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Everybody plays a role in somebody else's story, and a few of us are cast as the cautionary tale. There's a kind of dignity in that if you don't fight it. The lake in October will tell you the same thing if you stand by it long enough.

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