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Heart and Brain

Heart and Brain

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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Constipation Concern

Constipation Concern

Can you die from constipation? I'm a little worried about how full of shit you are…

InsultSarcasmHealth
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Speech Envy

Speech Envy

Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?

InsultSarcasmAdult
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Secret Sharing

Secret Sharing

Your secret is safe with me… I wasn't even listening.

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Usefulness Perspective

Usefulness Perspective

Don't ever think you're completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

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