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The End of the Drop

The End of the Drop

It's not the fall that kills you... It's the sudden stop at the end.

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Everything's Fine for Now

Everything's Fine for Now

The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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Boxed Ideas

Boxed Ideas

Claustrophobic people are more productive when they are thinking out of the box.

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