INK HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE

Every tattoo is temporary because we are all slowly dying.

Dad's Take

Permanence is a sales pitch — nothing on this earth signed a long-term contract. Pick the things that matter, hold them lightly, and don't fight the calendar. The calendar always wins on points.

Mortality Life Body

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