THERMOSTAT WARS

If you're hotter than me… then it means I'm cooler than you.

Dad's Take

Comparison is a game where everybody loses and somebody still keeps score. Skip the leaderboard, mow your own lawn, and call it a career. Nobody's ever been carried out of a stadium for finishing second at being smug.

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