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Forecast: Improving

FORECAST: IMPROVING

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Dad's Take

Not everybody is meant to stick around, and that's a feature, not a bug. Wave 'em off, pour another coffee, watch the sky clear on its own schedule. The weatherman'll be wrong about that too.

PeopleAttitudeMood

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