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Operator Error

OPERATOR ERROR

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Dad's Take

Promotions, raises, second interviews — they all swing back if you knock twice. I waited eighteen months on one once because I thought no meant no; turns out no just meant ask louder.

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