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Say Yes First

SAY YES FIRST

When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.

Dad's Take

Say yes first, figure it out on the drive home. Half my career was learning on the company clock and the other half was making sure nobody noticed.

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