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WINGING IT

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

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Nobody hands you a manual for the next decade of work — you fake the meeting, smile at the new software, and bill for the hour anyway. The trick is acting like you've done it before, because half the room is doing exactly that.

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