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Etymology Hour

ETYMOLOGY HOUR

T-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.

Dad's Take

Reach is overrated. The guy who shows up every Monday with the same lunchbox covers more ground than the dreamer with a wingspan.

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