ETYMOLOGY HOURT-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.Dad's TakeReach is overrated. The guy who shows up every Monday with the same lunchbox covers more ground than the dreamer with a wingspan.DinosaurClothesFashion🙄0eye rolls😂0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:𝕏 SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Closet DiplomacyMy wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk."WifeMarriageClothes🙄0😂0
Big Words, Big LizardWhat do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!DinosaurVocabularyWords+1🙄0😂0
Reptile In TailoringWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.DetectiveFashionCareer🙄0😂0
Poultry Mufasa MomentA Tyrannosaurus Ghost appears to the chicken, saying "Remember who you are!"DinosaurChickenGhost🙄0😂0