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Extinct Level Stealth

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What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek?? A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

Dad's Take

Married men play hide and seek differently. You're not hiding from her, exactly, you're just giving her enough quiet to remember why she said yes in the first place.

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