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Back issueWednesday, July 29, 2026Animal Wednesday

Extinct Level Stealth

Extinct Level Stealth. What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek? A Doyouthinkhesaurus.
A dinosaur, hiding in plain sight.

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What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek? A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

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