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Qualification Query

Qualification Query

Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet all the koalafications.

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Shared Prime

Shared Prime

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Hive Mystery

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

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