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Entrepreneur Of The Year

ENTREPRENEUR OF THE YEAR

I tried to start a stationary business. Unfortunately, it just didn't go anywhere.

Dad's Take

Half of starting your own thing is just not quitting when the first three months show you exactly why nobody else tried. The other half is having a spouse who hasn't done the math yet.

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