ABSOLUTE ZERO DRIP

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? 'Kelvin Klein' wear.

Dad's Take

Buy the underwear she pretends not to notice and wear it until she does. After thirty years, that's basically the whole language of romance, condensed onto a waistband.

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