BATHROOM RIDDLE HOUR

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

Dad's Take

The towel she's used since '94 is not a towel, it is evidence. Replace it without asking and you'll spend the weekend explaining why you also threw out the marriage.

Riddle Bathroom Household

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