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Why are pizza jokes the worst? They're too cheesy...

Dad's Take

Compliment her cooking the same way every time and she'll know it's a lie. Switch it up by Tuesday. Marriage is the only restaurant where the chef reads the reviews twice a day.

Pizza Cheese Food Jokes

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