HORIZONTAL ENLIGHTENMENT

The more naps I take, the better I understand the world

Dad's Take

A Sunday nap with her on the other end of the couch has taught me more about marriage than any book ever did. Don't fight the quiet. Snore in harmony and call it intimacy.

Sleep Wisdom Rest Philosophy

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