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Bedside Duty

Bedside Duty

Why couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.

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Good Health

Good Health

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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The Sock-Sleeper Society

The Sock-Sleeper Society

What do you call people who sleep in their socks? Tiny.

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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The Work Cycle

The Work Cycle

I work to buy a car to go to work.

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The Sleepless Mountain

The Sleepless Mountain

What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest!

WordplayGeographySleep
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