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Bedside Duty

Bedside Duty

Why couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.

WordplayCrimeSleep+1
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Good Health

Good Health

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

HealthSeniorsWordplay+2
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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

WordplayRetirementLife+2
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The Sleepless Mountain

The Sleepless Mountain

What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest!

WordplayGeographySleep
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Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.

WordplayCarsAge+2
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Chocolate Box Life

Chocolate Box Life

Life is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.

LifeChocolateDark Humor+2
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