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Negotiated Disappearance

NEGOTIATED DISAPPEARANCE

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Dad's Take

You don't have to mean every word, you just have to mean the part where you let them leave. The rest is a routine I've been refining since the kids could roll their eyes.

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