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Frequent Flyer Miles

FREQUENT FLYER MILES

Philosophers don't get lost in thought... they are familiar with the terrain!

Dad's Take

Your kid can't drive a block without the phone telling them when to turn, and somehow you're the one with the navigation problem. Learn the streets you live on; the satellite won't always feel like helping.

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