MARKETING YOURSELF UP

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

Dad's Take

Marry someone who likes you on a Tuesday in February, not someone hyping you in a captioned reel. The hype runs out around the time the dishwasher does.

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