STAPLED TO A TELEPHONE POLE

I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

Dad's Take

Every kid with a guitar now thinks the algorithm owes them a tour. Play the bar on a Wednesday for forty bucks and a free beer, then talk to me about being undiscovered.

Music Dog

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