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The Expectation Paradox

The Expectation Paradox

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

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Cured Bacon

Cured Bacon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youโ€ฆ Butโ€ฆ Smoking bacon will cure you!

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Mainstream Drowning

Mainstream Drowning

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

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Time-Travel Dislike

Time-Travel Dislike

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

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