CRIME OF DOING NOTHING

I don't understand why people hate lazy people. They didn't do anything.

Dad's Take

A grown man taking a slow Sunday on the porch is not lazy, he is fully optimized. The hustle podcast crowd will call it burnout in eight years and sell a book about it.

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