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Streak Officially Intact

STREAK OFFICIALLY INTACT

I have only been wrong once in my entire life. It was when I thought I was wrong but turned out I was right.

Dad's Take

Never been wrong? Then you've never been listening. Apologize once, mean it, then go fix the gutter β€” that's the whole curriculum.

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