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Gravity Always Wins

GRAVITY ALWAYS WINS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Some businesses don't fail, they just quietly stop breathing while everyone keeps emailing them. Read the cash flow before you read the eulogy.

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