LISTENING TO MY INNER THOUGHTS

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.

Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.