BILL SHOCK SPECIALIST

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now when I get my electricity bill, I am afraid of the light.

Dad's Take

What scared you at six and what scares you at sixty are mostly the same thing wearing a different coat. Be patient with the kid who lives in there.

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