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Holding Onto Nothing

Holding Onto Nothing

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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Uncharted Years

Uncharted Years

I donโ€™t know how to act my age because Iโ€™ve never been this old before.

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The Power of Worry

The Power of Worry

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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The Key to Happiness

The Key to Happiness

People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.

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Paying for Teen Dates

Paying for Teen Dates

Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don't get to go on.

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Memories of a Wandering Mind

Memories of a Wandering Mind

Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

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