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The Power of Worry

The Power of Worry

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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Memories of a Wandering Mind

Memories of a Wandering Mind

Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

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Relax, It Won't Matter Later

Relax, It Won't Matter Later

Take it easy. Someday you'll be dead, none of this will matter.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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