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How do you milk sheep? Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.

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Failed Math Profit

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If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

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Linux Upgrade

The box said 'Windows 10 or better'. So, I installed Linux.

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