PATIENCE IS A PILLOWI finally got eight hours sleep. Took me four days but whatever.Dad's TakeRest doesn't compound the way debt does, but it's the only currency your body actually accepts. Pay yourself in pieces if you have to.SleepTiredRestExhaustedπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Olympic Level HorizontalI'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.SleepBedRestπ0π0
Definitional LoopholeI'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.RetirementTiredWork+2π0π0
Sunrise Is A RumorI could be a morning person... if morning started around noon.MorningSleepLazyπ0π0
Halfway To NowhereIt's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.TiredWeekExhausted+1π0π0
Horizontal EnlightenmentThe more naps I take, the better I understand the worldSleepWisdomRest+1π0π0
Adulthood, As PromisedWhen I was a kid, bedtime was 9 p.m. I couldnβt wait to grow up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Well... Thatβs still 9 p.m.SleepAgingTiredπ0π0
