DIAGNOSIS FROM THE GARAGE

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

Dad's Take

Some folks weren't built for deep thinking — they were built for showing up, fixing the gutter, and making coffee. Don't underrate the people who hold the day together.

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