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Steaming At The Bakery

STEAMING AT THE BAKERY

I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

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Some frustrations are worth nursing and some are worth laughing at, and the older you get the harder it is to tell which is which. Try the laugh first β€” it's cheaper.

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