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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

WordplayOceanParenting+1
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Mermaid's Blush

Mermaid's Blush

Why did the mermaid blush? Because she saw the ocean's bottom!

OceanFantasy
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Fire Starting Challenge

Fire Starting Challenge

Why does it take one match to start a forest fire? But a whole box to start a camp fire?

IronyFireNature+1
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911 Oopsie

911 Oopsie

Oops! Dialed 911 by mistake, so I lit a small fire... just to save face!

WordplayFireMistakes
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The Smurf Color Puzzle

The Smurf Color Puzzle

I wonder what color do Smurfs turn when you choke them…

Dark HumorFantasyWordplay
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A Decade of Grumpiness

A Decade of Grumpiness

I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.

SarcasmFrustrationAttitude+1
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