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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Mermaid's Blush

Mermaid's Blush

Why did the mermaid blush? Because she saw the ocean's bottom!

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Fire Starting Challenge

Fire Starting Challenge

Why does it take one match to start a forest fire? But a whole box to start a camp fire?

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Octopus Desire

Octopus Desire

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.

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911 Oopsie

911 Oopsie

Oops! Dialed 911 by mistake, so I lit a small fire... just to save face!

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