QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD

My roommate says our house is haunted. I've been living here for 300 years and I haven't noticed shit.

Dad's Take

Most ghosts in a house are just habits nobody questioned. The creaky stair, the cabinet that won't shut, the silverware drawer she reorganized in a single afternoon — pay attention before you blame the supernatural.

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