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Back issueFriday, February 27, 2026Food Friday

Stubborn in the Soil

Stubborn in the Soil. What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested? The kind that doesn’t lettuce.
The vegetable has dug in its roots.

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What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested? The kind that doesn’t lettuce.

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