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Stubborn In The Soil

STUBBORN IN THE SOIL

What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested? The kind that doesn’t lettuce.

Dad's Take

When the room goes quiet, lean in like you meant it. Confidence covers a multitude of sins, mostly mine.

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