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Hive Mystery

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Feathered Cover

Feathered Cover

Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.

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Forest Wisdom

Forest Wisdom

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear it... is he still wrong?

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The Sting of a Dog's Rebuff

The Sting of a Dog's Rebuff

It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

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