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Dawn Chorus, Domestic Edition

DAWN CHORUS, DOMESTIC EDITION

I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses.

Dad's Take

The couple yelling at 6 a.m. is usually fighting over something they'll laugh about by lunch. Most marriages survive on bad memory and good coffee.

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