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History on a Napkin

HISTORY ON A NAPKIN

A long time ago we had empires run by emperors. We then had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

Dad's Take

Every empire eventually becomes a footnote and a parking lot. Build something that outlives your business cards, not your job title.

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