THE BOARDROOM IN YOUR HEAD

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.

Dad's Take

Half the fights you're rehearsing in the shower will never happen, and the other half won't go the way you're practicing. Use that time for actual washing instead.

Worry Imagination Reality Philosophy Anxiety

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