OSCAR WORTHY INDIFFERENCE

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

Dad's Take

Sarcasm is a tool, not a personality — and like any tool, leaving it out on the counter all day will get you the look she usually saves for the dog. Put it back in the drawer before company comes over.

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