NAMING RIGHTS

If I discovered a new animal, I'd call it a Quorn! Just to mess with vegetarians.

Dad's Take

Naming things is power, which is why she renamed the laundry room the mudroom and now you can't put boots anywhere else. Pick your hills, gentlemen — the linguistic ones are already lost.

Animal Vegetarian Food

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