MESSING WITH VEGETARIANS

If I discovered a new animal, I'd call it a Quorn! Just to mess with vegetarians.

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What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

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What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

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What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

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Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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I saw a radioactive cat. It's got eighteen halflives.

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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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