FAMILY CHECKUP

My doctor asked if anyone in my family struggles with mental illness. I replied, 'Nope, we all seem to thrive on it!'

Dad's Take

Every family is held together by a particular brand of nonsense that outsiders mistake for dysfunction. Don't apologize for it at the holiday dinner — just pass the gravy and let the in-laws figure it out.

Family Doctor Mental Health

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