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If alcohol damages your short term memory... Short term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

Dad's Take

If something is dulling the part of you that remembers promises, the part of you that remembers anniversaries is next. Cut yourself off two drinks earlier than you think — your future self and your wife will both shake your hand.

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